Extremely Funny Adult Humor

Funny Videos: GoDaddy Big Boobs Girl

2008-04-18T23:54:00.000-07:00

1. Funny Pics: A 'MAN-BRA'

2. This Funny Video shows a very Persuasive girl from Godaddy.
She sure has some good boobies - And quite an awesome adult funny video

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Funny Adult Joke: The Red Headed Baby

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.
"Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."
"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations. "
"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?" The man seemed a bit ashamed.
"I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months."
"Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust."

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Funny Videos: Drunk Girl naked and mad

2007-12-14T11:14:00.000-08:00

Funny drunk Santa: Another lost santa. Funny santa. Drunk Santa

This drunk girl seems to have lost it completely. 1 funny girl. Agree she is worth a lay, but then
i'll wait for this drunk girl in the video to sober down.

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3in1: Funny sexy Video Adult Joke Funny pictures

2007-11-29T20:59:00.000-08:00

Funny Video or rather a funny commercial from napster. A clip preview is exactly what is a good mindfuc* now a days. We need full length videos and funny video clips...

Get The Whole Thing - The funniest home videos are here

Adult Joke: How to Satisfy a woman

HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect and love.

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Funny Sexy Video, FunnyPic, Stupid joke : Booty Shaker

2007-09-23T13:24:00.000-07:00

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VideoClip:The guy is having a great time with these hot booty shakers, but wait till the last one comes in. then he is in real funny trouble......

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and..WHAT IS THIS?

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Orgasmic Sneeze

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off. The woman has finally had enough.

She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"

The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"

The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."

Funny Blonde Video And Pictures

2007-09-03T19:28:00.000-07:00

The FUNNY BLONDE POST
...Found this funny blonde video, and also manged to get this funny image of a blonde eating a banana out of my email box... And for a complete effect, i also put in a blonde joke..

Adult Blonde JOKE:

Q: How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?? A: When her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Blonde Flip Video

Funny Adult Videos: lesbians park prank

2007-07-30T02:37:00.000-07:00

this Funny Adult video features an episode of 'Just for Laugh Gags'... This is a park prank played by lesbians on innocent helpful bystanders...rip roaring laughter video..

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Funny Adult Videos: Bra Prank

2007-07-26T00:31:00.000-07:00

Girl asks people to help her with her bra. A Funny Adult videoclip .
A cool hidden camera, enjoy!

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Funny Video Clip: Public Skirts Fly festival

2007-07-01T13:42:00.000-07:00

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Funny Video Clips: Guy+Girl Wrestling

2007-06-15T08:22:00.000-07:00

Free Adult Humor Blog Really laughed at this crazy funny clip of a sexy wrestler babe and an ugly guy...er...wrestling... ha ha

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Funny Video CLips: Public Upskirt

2007-03-23T23:54:00.000-07:00

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FUNNIEST VIDEOS PART 2 OF THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS DOWNLOADS UNDERGROUND MACHINE THAT PRODUCES VERY POWERFUL AIR. TO FLY UP LADIES SKIRTS IN PUBLIC.This is 1of the funniest videos that ihave ever seen.

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Funny Video: Cica Adjusts herself...

2007-02-07T21:40:00.000-08:00

HI. Here is another funniest videos addition to the collection of THE ADULT HUMOR BLOG funniest videos. ...

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Funny Sexy Video: Bottle opener

2007-01-13T03:51:00.000-08:00

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FUNNY SEXY VIDEO: Sexy woman on a Bridge

2007-01-07T22:45:00.000-08:00

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This funny sexy Video is of A sexy woman and a bridge.

The cleavage of the lady in this sexy funny video is aweome.

The Bridge is identified as the Paddington Walk in London. Londoners alway had the most awesome sense of humor.
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Series 1: FUNNY T SHIRTS

2007-01-03T20:42:00.000-08:00

Funny t-shirts with pictures and funny t-shirts with quotes plus other stuff live here. This is the place for funny t-shirts and rip-snorting laughs. Check out the entire post of funny t-shirts.

FUNNY OFFENSIVE T SHIRTS:

What some famous people have said about FUNNY DOG T SHIRTS:
These funny dog t-shirts are so funny that they make me want to raise my leg and squirt on the sofa. I mean these dog t-shirts are so wacky, humorous and downright laughable that just looking at them inspires me to sniff the neighbor's butt. - Oprah

The funny dog t-shirts on this page are so funny they make me want to drag my butt across the carpeting. You just can't find funnier dog t-shirts than these anywhere. If I were a dog, which I was in a former life, I would love wearing these t-shirts.
- Mr. Ed
These funny dog t-shirts are doggone funny, that's what they are. For instance, I had my dog, Cranston, wearing one of these tees and he just rolled over and asked me to pet his belly. He never does that! So, I'm buying him several more funny dog t-shirts as I think it will save our relationship.She said about funny dog t shirts.
- Sophia Loren

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Funny Pic: Biker Babe

2006-12-30T22:39:00.000-08:00

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FUNNY PICTURES OF GEORGE W BUSH

2006-12-24T06:16:00.000-08:00

HI. here is a collection of some funny pictures of george w bush.

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Nip Slip Nicky Hilton

2006-12-08T20:35:00.000-08:00

THE NIP SLIP PICTURE OF NICKY HILTON HAS BEN SHIFTED TO
PAGE3 OOPS BLOG

It is Some relief to know that the sister of Paris Hilton - Nicky Hilton has also got some senses to show the world a nipple slip now and then.

Latest Celebrity Gossip:
The whole world is involved, in celebrity gossip. And all that this celebrity gossip is going to lead us is to absolutely nowhere. But then i am just a mortal loving celebrity gossip like everybody else. So i'l try to bring more celebrity gossip, funny email pictures, and celebrity video downloads.

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Celeb Sexy Pics: Victoria Beckham Nipples

2006-12-02T08:36:00.000-08:00

Victoria Beckham Nipples Seen in This breast hugging see through dress:
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Victoria Beckham and Jennifer Lopez team for a lingerie range?

According to Britain’s Daily Star news, the two female celebrities Victoria Beckham and Jennifer Lopez are planning to launch a lingerie range together. It seems everything started at Celebrity couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ wedding when Victoria and Jennifer started discussing design ideas. Jennifer Lopez already has her own fashion label Sweetface while Victoria […]

FUNNY ADULT VIDEO:STRIPPER LOSING BALANCE

2006-11-30T07:58:00.000-08:00

A funny video of a stripper doing a sexy dance and suddenly...

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COOL VIDEOS: Sexy Drifting Video

2006-11-26T22:49:00.000-08:00

This is the most amazing drifting video i have seen. Right on the heels of Tokyo drift. MUST WATCH!!!!

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FUNNY COMMERCIAL: Vibrator ...

2006-11-26T02:09:00.000-08:00

Vibrators - Funny Stuff they do: Esp wen in the hands of kids

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FUNNY STUFF: EURO-ENGLISH***

2006-05-07T03:21:00.000-07:00

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.

Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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FUNNY PICS: 5 DIFFERENT WAYS TO COMMIT SUICIDE

2006-05-03T01:38:00.000-07:00

DIFFERENT WAYS TO COMMIT SUICIDE.
MY personal favourite is the 1, in which , the guy waters the plant.

SEXY COMMERCIALS: SEXY PARIS HILTON CAR WASH

2006-04-30T09:36:00.000-07:00

This is a sexy commercial of Paris Hilton In a Car Wash Ad: MUST SEE.
Paris Hilton is looking extremely appeasing n sexy.

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FUNNY COMMERCIAL: SEXY LINGERIE*****

2006-04-30T03:06:00.000-07:00

Its a Nice Funny Commercial , and quite sexy too. The guy who originally uploaded it on youtube described it as 'banned', although i see no reason why it shud have been.
Well You make the choice.

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FUNNY PICS: FUNNY SIGNS n SIGNBOARDS- PART I

2006-04-27T06:20:00.000-07:00

I am starting a new series on funny signs and signboards. Do send in your contributions to
< abuthepooh1@yahoo.com >. eNJOY PART 1.

KEEP CHECKING FOR THE NEXT 3 PARTS.
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FUNNY PICS: CLINTON SPOOF

2006-04-27T06:10:00.000-07:00

I know that its been a reeeally long time but i have missed the good Clinton and Monica humor all this while. Just a reminder:
p.s. Let The portrait load completely.

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RAUNCHY JOKE: JOHNY'S INTERVIEW*****

2006-04-24T07:44:00.000-07:00

A first grade teacher, Mrs Brooks was having trouble with
one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"

Johnny answered, "I am too smart for the first Grade.
My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter
than she is! I think I should be in third grade too."

Mrs Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the
principal's office.
While Johnny waited in the outer office, the
teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Mrs Brooks he would give the
boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to the first grade and
behave. She agreed.

Johnny was brought in and the conditions explained to
him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6 ?"

Johnny: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought
a third grade should know. The principal looks at Mrs Brooks
and tells her, "I think Johnny can go to the third grade."

Mrs Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him, some questions?"

The principal and Johnny both agree.

Mrs Brooks: "What does a cow have four of that I have only 2 of?

Johnny, after a moment "Legs."

Mrs Brooks: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Johnny: "Pockets."

Mrs Brooks: "What starts with C and ends with T,
is hairy, oval and
delicious and contains a whitish liquid?"

Johnny: "Coconut."

Mrs Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink and comes
out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before

he could stop the answer,

Johnny takes charge.....

Johnny: "Bubblegum."

Mrs Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a
woman does sitting down and a
dog does on 3 legs?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stoP the answer.....

Johnny: "Shake hands."

Mrs Brooks: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' questions, okay?"

Mrs Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You
tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do."

Johnny: "Tent."

Mrs Brooks: "A finger goes inside me. You fiddle
with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first."

The principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

Johnny: "Wedding Ring."

Mrs Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates. I come with a quiver?"

Johnny; "Arrow."

Mrs Brooks: "What word starts with F and ends in
K and means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Johnny: "Fire truck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and
said to the teacher,

"Send Johnny to University, I got the last ten
questions wrong myself!"
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JOKE: OVER EXCITED SALESMAN

2006-04-21T06:27:00.000-07:00

OVER EXCITED SALESMAN:

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first houseof the street.A lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. "Madam, if I could not cleanthis up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!", exclaimed the eagersalesman.

Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

..;;;"We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"

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FUNNY PIC: SCHOOL TRIP

2006-04-17T01:32:00.000-07:00

SCHOOL TRIP

VIDEOS: EROTIC PUNJABI LASS

2006-04-17T01:27:00.000-07:00

The girl's got moves. And with her typical 'girl-next-door' looks, and the obvious fact that she has no idea that the entire world cud be looking at her sexy tease dance, it makes this video very erotic.

JOKE: DICK RESEARCH

2006-04-17T01:18:00.000-07:00

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didnt really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead!
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2 FUNNY PICS: ASS n Vengeful EX

2006-04-17T01:04:00.000-07:00

Captons: ASS DELIGHT, ASS JOY RIDE. The present winner- ANAL SURPRISE

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VIDEOS: SALMA HAYEK SEXY STRIPTEASE

2006-04-17T00:37:00.000-07:00

SALMA HAYEK PERFORMS A SEXY STRIPTEASE -- Salma makes her introductory appearance in the movie "Dogma" by doing a special striptease for Jay and Silent Bob. I simply cudn't resist posting this 1 for all to enjoy and see, as i myself am quite a fan of this sexy lass. I mean how can i ever forget her sexy sexy look in 'Desperado'.

Also ppl i just cudn't resist posting a few clean but sexy pic of Salma Hayek.

SEXY VIDEOS: CARMEN ELECTRA RIDING THE 'SYBIAN'

2006-04-13T05:45:00.000-07:00

Here is the video showing carmen electra riding the sybian in Howard stern show. This is 1 of the most talked about incidents on the web right now, and carmen electra sybian video has become famous along with Stern.

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SEXY PIC: BOOB PEEK

2006-04-12T21:21:00.000-07:00

EVERY OFFICE NEEDS SUCH HARD WORKERS.

BOOB PEEK

HARRY POTTER FUNNY PIC: Buckbeak Mountain

2006-04-12T21:16:00.000-07:00

With the craze being built up for the Harry Potter's new book , i'll try to bring the funny side to the front.
BUCKBEAK MOUNTAIN

JOKE: 3 Min MANAGEMENT COURSE

2006-04-12T21:01:00.000-07:00

3 Minute Management Course

Lesson One:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small
rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
"Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the
ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very
high.
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Lesson Two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get
to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,
"but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on
some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he
reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the
top of the tree. He was promptly spotted
by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson:
Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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Lesson Three:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on
him. As the frozen bird lay there in the
pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He laid there
all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird
under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend..
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth
shut!

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PIC: BALL AT THE BASE

2006-04-10T06:29:00.000-07:00

OUCH!!! This is how these superstars retire ....

PIC: HORNY EINSTEIN

2006-04-10T06:24:00.000-07:00

This guy has finally managed to find the source of Einsteins genius...

SEXY PICS: CARMEN ELECTRA RIDING THE 'SYBIAN'

2006-04-08T12:06:00.000-07:00

Here are some pictures of Carmen Electra riding the Sybian on Howard Stern. 1 more star addition to the show. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO

What is a Sybian?
A 'Sybian' is a mechanical device to stimulate sexual experience for a women -- ok - Its a hi-fi dildo.

FUNNY SPORT VIDEOS: DICKY FOOTBALL

2006-04-08T11:50:00.000-07:00

Must watch video. It is 1 of the best football bloopers that i have seen. I have absolutely no idea which teams n which players are these? So if somebody knows, then please comment. And i have also decided to continue adding more of sport bloopers from now on. Cheers.

SEXY DRESS n ANTIDEPRESSANT SAYING

2006-04-07T12:34:00.000-07:00

1.One of my life dissappointments - That i cudn't attend the party to which the lady wore this sexy dress to.

2.I feel sad and lonely but then i overcome the melancholy usually by thinking about the wise saying that follows........

CAROL GRACIAS, GAUHAR KHAN VIDEOS

2006-04-07T11:07:00.000-07:00

Finally managed to get hold of the videos of the India lakme fashion week wardrobe malfunctions.

Carol Garcias:

Gauhar Khan

LINDSAY LOHAN ASS SLIP

2006-04-04T10:14:00.000-07:00

This folks is the famous lindsay lohan ass slip which came at the nickleodeon function.

HONEST WIFE

2006-04-04T10:08:00.000-07:00

FC: BOXERS *****

2006-04-04T10:01:00.000-07:00

MUST WATCH!!!!!

FC: JAPP***

2006-04-04T09:41:00.000-07:00

i will start to post some of the wildest funniest and the craziest commercials that i come across around the globe from today. Titled as FC - nothing grand, just short for Funny Commercials.
This 1 is of JAPP - xtra energy.

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SEXY MOUSE

2006-04-04T03:10:00.000-07:00

Looks more cute than sexy to me.

JOKE: GOOD TRADE***

2006-04-04T03:06:00.000-07:00

A woman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when she sees a Navajo woman hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, she stops the car and the Navajo woman climbs in.
During their small talk, the Navajo woman glances surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them. "If you're wondering what's in the bag," offers the woman, "it's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."
The Navajo woman is silent for a while, nods several times and says, "Good trade."

SLIPPERY WHEN WET

2006-04-04T03:04:00.000-07:00

wOW!!!
I have just stared at the pic for a full minute.

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LAKME WEEK: GAUHAR KHAN

2006-04-04T03:02:00.000-07:00

The recent Dress slip by gauhar khan during the india fashion week.
Not too impressive , but quite scandolous at the moment.

LAKME INDIA FASHION WEEK: BLOOPERS

2006-04-03T04:26:00.000-07:00

IF THE Lakme Fashion Week began with Bollywood stars dressing up, then the next two days saw models dressing down. After Carol Gracias' top came undone, Gauhar Khan turned the other cheek as her zipper came apart. More models spilled out of their dresses.

Garcias was walking the ramp for Sahgall's debut appearance at LFW when the tiny strings that kept her dress in place came loose. This particular show was not in the agenda. For a moment, the long-legged beauty froze. But then with professional poise, she pulled up her dress, and gathering it with her hands, sashayed down — as though it was just another way to hold the top. The end was not in sight.

On Thursday evening, Khan was walking the runway for Lascelle Symons when her black gown tore from the zipper, leaving her back exposed to the audience. She pulled herself and the dress together, but by then the damage had been done.

JOKE: 'GIRL EDUCATION' ****

2006-04-02T04:13:00.000-07:00

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

"Mother, where do babies come from?"

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex."

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend.

"Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?"

"Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry."

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MADE IN INDIA - 2

2006-04-02T04:06:00.000-07:00

BEAUTIFUL SMILE!!! WHAT DO YOU SAY?

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MADE IN INDIA - 1

2006-04-01T13:26:00.000-08:00

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JOKE: YOUNG BOYS CHORES

2006-04-01T13:21:00.000-08:00

A little boy came to the table to eat breakfast one morning.

His mom told him he had to do his chores before breakfast.

He was angry and went outside to feed the chickens and cows, on the way he kicked a chicken and a cow.

When he returned inside to eat breakfast his mom told him he could not have any eggs or milk.

When he asked why she said that she watched him kick the chicken and the cow so he would not have any eggs or milk.

Just then his father came down stairs and he kicked their cat.

The little boy looked at his mother and said, are you going to tell him or should I?

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JOKE: FIRST EXPERIENCE

2006-04-01T06:47:00.000-08:00

A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother
notices that he's got a big smile on his face.

She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"

"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"

The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father
when he gets home."

Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch.
Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you
had sex with your English teacher."

"That's right, Dad."

"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's
head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been
asking for."

"That sounds great, Dad, but can I have a football instead, my ass is
killing me!!

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A TOUCHING LETTER OF AN INDIAN MOM - ( no offence please)

2006-04-01T06:09:00.000-08:00

My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.

I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles.

I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love - Mom.

P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter .

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WORLD'S SMALLEST SWIMSUIT

2006-04-01T05:52:00.000-08:00

WOW!!!!!!

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TEENS ON SALE

2006-04-01T05:47:00.000-08:00

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PRICELESS** - IN CLASS...

2006-03-28T03:17:00.000-08:00

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JOKE: LITTLE JOHNNY.......

2006-03-01T03:10:00.000-08:00

Third grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the
pupils answer by reciting a short poem.

The first kid sat in the first row was teacher's pet.
He stood and said,
"My name is Dan
When I become a man,
I will go to Japan
If I can,
And I think I can."

The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room.She stood up and answered the roll call by stating,
"My name is Suzy,
When I become a ladyI would like to have a baby...
If I can,
And I think I can."

The next on the list was Little Johnny, sitting in the back of The room.
He stood up and said,
"My name is Johnny,
I don't give a damn about Japan,
But I would like to help Suzy in her plan
If I can,
And I think I can!"

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