JOKE: 3 Min MANAGEMENT COURSE

3 Minute Management Course

Lesson One:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small
rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
"Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the
ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very
high.
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Lesson Two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get
to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,
"but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on
some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he
reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the
top of the tree. He was promptly spotted
by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson:
Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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Lesson Three:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on
him. As the frozen bird lay there in the
pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He laid there
all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird
under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend..
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth
shut!

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