Sunday, April 30, 2006

FUNNY COMMERCIAL: SEXY LINGERIE*****

Its a Nice Funny Commercial , and quite sexy too. The guy who originally uploaded it on youtube described it as 'banned', although i see no reason why it shud have been.
Well You make the choice.


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posted by OC at 3:06 AM

Thursday, April 27, 2006

FUNNY PICS: FUNNY SIGNS n SIGNBOARDS- PART I

I am starting a new series on funny signs and signboards. Do send in your contributions to
< abuthepooh1@yahoo.com >. eNJOY PART 1.








KEEP CHECKING FOR THE NEXT 3 PARTS.
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posted by OC at 6:20 AM

FUNNY PICS: CLINTON SPOOF

I know that its been a reeeally long time but i have missed the good Clinton and Monica humor all this while. Just a reminder:
p.s. Let The portrait load completely.



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posted by OC at 6:10 AM

Monday, April 24, 2006

RAUNCHY JOKE: JOHNY'S INTERVIEW*****

A first grade teacher, Mrs Brooks was having trouble with
one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"

Johnny answered, "I am too smart for the first Grade.
My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter
than she is! I think I should be in third grade too."

Mrs Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the
principal's office.
While Johnny waited in the outer office, the
teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Mrs Brooks he would give the
boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to the first grade and
behave. She agreed.

Johnny was brought in and the conditions explained to
him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6 ?"

Johnny: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought
a third grade should know. The principal looks at Mrs Brooks
and tells her, "I think Johnny can go to the third grade."

Mrs Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him, some questions?"

The principal and Johnny both agree.

Mrs Brooks: "What does a cow have four of that I have only 2 of?

Johnny, after a moment "Legs."

Mrs Brooks: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Johnny: "Pockets."

Mrs Brooks: "What starts with C and ends with T,
is hairy, oval and
delicious and contains a whitish liquid?"

Johnny: "Coconut."

Mrs Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink and comes
out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before

he could stop the answer,

Johnny takes charge.....

Johnny: "Bubblegum."

Mrs Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a
woman does sitting down and a
dog does on 3 legs?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stoP the answer.....

Johnny: "Shake hands."

Mrs Brooks: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' questions, okay?"

Mrs Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You
tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do."

Johnny: "Tent."

Mrs Brooks: "A finger goes inside me. You fiddle
with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first."

The principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

Johnny: "Wedding Ring."

Mrs Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates. I come with a quiver?"

Johnny; "Arrow."

Mrs Brooks: "What word starts with F and ends in
K and means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Johnny: "Fire truck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and
said to the teacher,

"Send Johnny to University, I got the last ten
questions wrong myself!"
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posted by OC at 7:44 AM

Friday, April 21, 2006

JOKE: OVER EXCITED SALESMAN


OVER EXCITED SALESMAN:

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first houseof the street.A lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. "Madam, if I could not cleanthis up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!", exclaimed the eagersalesman.

Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

..;;;"We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"

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posted by OC at 6:27 AM

Monday, April 17, 2006

FUNNY PIC: SCHOOL TRIP

SCHOOL TRIP


posted by OC at 1:32 AM

VIDEOS: EROTIC PUNJABI LASS

The girl's got moves. And with her typical 'girl-next-door' looks, and the obvious fact that she has no idea that the entire world cud be looking at her sexy tease dance, it makes this video very erotic.

posted by OC at 1:27 AM

JOKE: DICK RESEARCH

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didnt really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead!
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posted by OC at 1:18 AM

2 FUNNY PICS: ASS n Vengeful EX

Captons: ASS DELIGHT, ASS JOY RIDE. The present winner- ANAL SURPRISE

if you get any other captions pls let me know. ---



Oh mi Gosh! I reeeally pity Scott!!!!

posted by OC at 1:04 AM

VIDEOS: SALMA HAYEK SEXY STRIPTEASE

SALMA HAYEK PERFORMS A SEXY STRIPTEASE -- Salma makes her introductory appearance in the movie "Dogma" by doing a special striptease for Jay and Silent Bob. I simply cudn't resist posting this 1 for all to enjoy and see, as i myself am quite a fan of this sexy lass. I mean how can i ever forget her sexy sexy look in 'Desperado'.



Also ppl i just cudn't resist posting a few clean but sexy pic of Salma Hayek.












posted by OC at 12:37 AM

Thursday, April 13, 2006

SEXY VIDEOS: CARMEN ELECTRA RIDING THE 'SYBIAN'

Here is the video showing carmen electra riding the sybian in Howard stern show. This is 1 of the most talked about incidents on the web right now, and carmen electra sybian video has become famous along with Stern.





WHAT IS A SYBIAN? Go here:
http://freexxxfun.blogspot.com/2006/04/sexy-pics-carmen-electra-riding-sybian.html

posted by OC at 5:45 AM

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

SEXY PIC: BOOB PEEK

EVERY OFFICE NEEDS SUCH HARD WORKERS.

BOOB PEEK





posted by OC at 9:21 PM

HARRY POTTER FUNNY PIC: Buckbeak Mountain

With the craze being built up for the Harry Potter's new book , i'll try to bring the funny side to the front.
BUCKBEAK MOUNTAIN

posted by OC at 9:16 PM

JOKE: 3 Min MANAGEMENT COURSE


3 Minute Management Course

Lesson One:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small
rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
"Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the
ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very
high.
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Lesson Two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get
to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,
"but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on
some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he
reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the
top of the tree. He was promptly spotted
by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson:
Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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Lesson Three:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on
him. As the frozen bird lay there in the
pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He laid there
all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird
under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend..
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth
shut!

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posted by OC at 9:01 PM

Monday, April 10, 2006

PIC: BALL AT THE BASE


OUCH!!! This is how these superstars retire ....

posted by OC at 6:29 AM

PIC: HORNY EINSTEIN


This guy has finally managed to find the source of Einsteins genius...

posted by OC at 6:24 AM

Saturday, April 08, 2006

SEXY PICS: CARMEN ELECTRA RIDING THE 'SYBIAN'

Here are some pictures of Carmen Electra riding the Sybian on Howard Stern. 1 more star addition to the show. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO












What is a Sybian?
A 'Sybian' is a mechanical device to stimulate sexual experience for a women -- ok - Its a hi-fi dildo.

posted by OC at 12:06 PM

FUNNY SPORT VIDEOS: DICKY FOOTBALL

Must watch video. It is 1 of the best football bloopers that i have seen. I have absolutely no idea which teams n which players are these? So if somebody knows, then please comment. And i have also decided to continue adding more of sport bloopers from now on. Cheers.

posted by OC at 11:50 AM

Friday, April 07, 2006

SEXY DRESS n ANTIDEPRESSANT SAYING

1.One of my life dissappointments - That i cudn't attend the party to which the lady wore this sexy dress to.



2.I feel sad and lonely but then i overcome the melancholy usually by thinking about the wise saying that follows........

posted by OC at 12:34 PM

CAROL GRACIAS, GAUHAR KHAN VIDEOS

Finally managed to get hold of the videos of the India lakme fashion week wardrobe malfunctions.

Carol Garcias:



Gauhar Khan

posted by OC at 11:07 AM

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

LINDSAY LOHAN ASS SLIP













This folks is the famous lindsay lohan ass slip which came at the nickleodeon function.

posted by OC at 10:14 AM

HONEST WIFE

posted by OC at 10:08 AM

FC: BOXERS *****



MUST WATCH!!!!!

posted by OC at 10:01 AM

FC: JAPP***





i will start to post some of the wildest funniest and the craziest commercials that i come across around the globe from today. Titled as FC - nothing grand, just short for Funny Commercials.
This 1 is of JAPP - xtra energy.


posted by OC at 9:41 AM

SEXY MOUSE



Looks more cute than sexy to me.

posted by OC at 3:10 AM

JOKE: GOOD TRADE***


A woman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when she sees a Navajo woman hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, she stops the car and the Navajo woman climbs in.
During their small talk, the Navajo woman glances surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them. "If you're wondering what's in the bag," offers the woman, "it's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."
The Navajo woman is silent for a while, nods several times and says, "Good trade."

posted by OC at 3:06 AM

SLIPPERY WHEN WET



wOW!!!
I have just stared at the pic for a full minute.

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posted by OC at 3:04 AM

LAKME WEEK: GAUHAR KHAN





The recent Dress slip by gauhar khan during the india fashion week.
Not too impressive , but quite scandolous at the moment.

posted by OC at 3:02 AM

Monday, April 03, 2006

LAKME INDIA FASHION WEEK: BLOOPERS











IF THE Lakme Fashion Week began with Bollywood stars dressing up, then the next two days saw models dressing down. After Carol Gracias' top came undone, Gauhar Khan turned the other cheek as her zipper came apart. More models spilled out of their dresses.

Garcias was walking the ramp for Sahgall's debut appearance at LFW when the tiny strings that kept her dress in place came loose. This particular show was not in the agenda. For a moment, the long-legged beauty froze. But then with professional poise, she pulled up her dress, and gathering it with her hands, sashayed down — as though it was just another way to hold the top. The end was not in sight.

On Thursday evening, Khan was walking the runway for Lascelle Symons when her black gown tore from the zipper, leaving her back exposed to the audience. She pulled herself and the dress together, but by then the damage had been done.

posted by OC at 4:26 AM

Sunday, April 02, 2006

JOKE: 'GIRL EDUCATION' ****



A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

"Mother, where do babies come from?"

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex."

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend.

"Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?"

"Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry."



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posted by OC at 4:13 AM

MADE IN INDIA - 2




BEAUTIFUL SMILE!!! WHAT DO YOU SAY?


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posted by OC at 4:06 AM

Saturday, April 01, 2006

MADE IN INDIA - 1



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posted by OC at 1:26 PM

JOKE: YOUNG BOYS CHORES



A little boy came to the table to eat breakfast one morning.

His mom told him he had to do his chores before breakfast.

He was angry and went outside to feed the chickens and cows, on the way he kicked a chicken and a cow.

When he returned inside to eat breakfast his mom told him he could not have any eggs or milk.

When he asked why she said that she watched him kick the chicken and the cow so he would not have any eggs or milk.

Just then his father came down stairs and he kicked their cat.

The little boy looked at his mother and said, are you going to tell him or should I?



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posted by OC at 1:21 PM

JOKE: FIRST EXPERIENCE


A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother
notices that he's got a big smile on his face.

She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"

"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"

The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father
when he gets home."

Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch.
Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you
had sex with your English teacher."

"That's right, Dad."

"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's
head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been
asking for."

"That sounds great, Dad, but can I have a football instead, my ass is
killing me!!

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posted by OC at 6:47 AM

Sexo Gratis